ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!

THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
(Instructions  for properly hugging a baby).

First, spy a baby.

Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by
employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder
and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a  baby.

Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
 hugging process. (Note: The added slobber should help in future
steps by making the "paw  slide" easier.)       
The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and
prepare for possible  close-up.

Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and
patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the  best photo quality.


Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.  
Good luck to all of you!